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1. Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone`s throat.
   
2. Crap, summer is here and I`m nowhere near in drinking shape yet.
   
3. Nobody wants to know your diet. So shut up, eat your lettuce and be sad.
   
4. Parents: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
   
5. Why is it called cliffhanger and not
   
6. I assume people with dark tinted windows pick their nose more aggressively than the rest of us.
   
7. Sometimes I run toward people & expect them to know that I want them to do the Dirty Dancing lift but they never know and I slam into them.
   
8. Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
   
9. I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!
   
10. Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head"
    
11. Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
    
12. Why are police men so strong? Because they hold up traffic.
    
13. Trying to be less negative but it`ll never work.
    
14. That tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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