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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend
  2. I’ve robbed banks before and they’re never getting their pens back.
  3. Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
  4. Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar, because you`re so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and ... hold on, are those nuts?
  5. This week’s weather forecast: Sweaty underboobs.
  6. Lets be honest. Half of life is messing up and half is frantically trying to fix it.
  7. If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
  8. Life is like a box of chocolates. They never last as long for fat people.
  9. If cats could talk, they`d probably always be correcting your grammar.
  10. I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan.
  11. Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.
  12. I’m drinking something. I`ll give you a hint: It starts with a B and rhymes with....um..... “beer.”
  13. When one door closes another one opens. Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work.
  14. You know that button in the elevator with the fireman´s hat on it... turns out that is not the button you press to get a fireman´s hat.




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