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Tuesday January 21, 2025


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  1. It`s nice to know I`m wanted....even if it`s only by the Police!
  2. School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
  3. Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
  4. When I come home 4 the holidays I throw $40 on the table & say "Look we`re keeping the thermostat at 75, and we`re turning on some lights."
  5. Coffee is nature’s way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”
  6. that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
  7. It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy. When it only takes Scooby-Doo 25 minutes.
  8. I"m not saying that I am batman, i`m just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in a room together
  9. 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
  10. Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
  11. A magic eraser, but for my bar tab.
  12. Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out.
  13. I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
  14. Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie is romantic but do it on a bus and the judge doesn`t agree.




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