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1. All sex is safe sex if you keep your bright orange reflective vest on.
   
2. People say "Happy Thanksgiving" which is nice, but then they ruin it by saying "Don`t eat too much". Do they want me to have a Happy Thanksgiving or not?
   
3. I don’t just say crazy things on the internet, I do that in real life too.
   
4. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
   
5. The reason i connot lie is because i like big butts.
   
6. I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven`t died yet.
   
7. If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
   
8. I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
   
9. I`m pretty sure there`s a chip in my car that turns all traffic lights RED...
   
10. I`m starting to doubt that all of the people in this singing group are called Carol.
    
11. The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest.
    
12. I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
    
13. Spent 40 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
    
14. I deserve an Oscar for my performance in "Holy crap this is a terrible gift but I`ll pretend to love it."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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