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1. How the hell do you call Batman during the day?
   
2. Today is different because after you lie to someone, you tell them you were lying.
   
3. Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
   
4. I tried to make both ends meet, but I`m a poor judge of distance.
   
5. Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
   
6. has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
   
7. Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
   
8. havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
   
9. I feel sorry for people who don`t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
   
10. You’d be more impressed with me if you never met anyone else.
    
11. I like to stand 20 ft in front of the Walmart greeter and greet people before he gets a chance.
    
12. Who did you vote for?? Clinton ? Trump ? Vodka
    
13. Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
    
14. I`m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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