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1. You can never read a doctor`s prescription, but you can sure read his bill
   
2. If you own a podium and put up a sign that says "valet" on it, can you just steal cars?
   
3. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
   
4. How do I like my eggs? ... Umm in a cake.
   
5. I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
   
6. I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
   
7. Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
   
8. is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
   
9. To do list- (1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seeds. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for the reaction.
   
10. I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
    
11. Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was "all fun and games" up to that point?
    
12. Thinking " What would happen if the whole world farted at once and a person lit a lighter?"
    
13. The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to go poop after you get out of the shower.
    
14. My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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