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1. Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
   
2. Getting out of bed was my worst mistake today.
   
3. I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.
   
4. Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
   
5. "Hey, man, just called to see when you`re going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too." -Radio Stations
   
6. Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
   
7. I am so thankful and grateful that out of all the planets in the universe, we live on one with pizza and vodka.
   
8. When a man says he`ll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!
   
9. If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case.
   
10. Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes
    
11. I am not saying you are stupid, because I thought you already knew
    
12. Depresso; the feeling you get when you`ve run out of coffee.
    
13. I robbed a bank yesterday....now the question is, what to do with all that sperm....
    
14. Most days I think I understand women, but then the alcohol wears off.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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