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1. I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
   
2. I`m just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again.
   
3. Only in math problems you can buy 60 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
   
4. Sorry I yelled "April Fool`s" while you were proposing to your girlfriend.
   
5. RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
   
6. I`m the crazy bitch you`ll never forget.
   
7. The monent of triumph when your bag is the first off the plane.
   
8. Note to Self: In future interviews, don`t say "Safe in your strong arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.
   
9. This goes out to the person who thought of the idea to put stickers on each and every piece of fruit. "Nobody like`s your idea"
   
10. Inventor of camping: "Hey, let`s go pretend to be homeless."
    
11. Opinions are like a$$holes: some people make money by posting them on the internet.
    
12. my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
    
13. R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
    
14. Ask not what your father can do for you, but what you can do for your father. Happy Fathers Day!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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