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1. Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
   
2. Designated drivers just drive me to drink.
   
3. I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
   
4. What do you mean I didn’t win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else.
   
5. I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on.
   
6. Chuck Norris doesn`t flush the toilet...he just scare the sh!t out of it.
   
7. A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
   
8. Multitasking? I’m not even good at unitasking.
   
9. I really respect people that don`t drink excessively, gamble, curse, do drugs, spend excessively, act irresponsibly and stay up late. And by "respect" I mean "don`t wanna hang out with"
   
10. Here`s hoping the wind at your back doesn`t come from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch. Happy St. Patrick`s Day!
    
11. New rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I`m guaranteed at least one attempt on trying to trip you.
    
12. I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
    
13. If I was a Chinese millionaire I would change my name to Cha Ching.
    
14. Never compliment a lady on her mustache no matter how magnificent it is
    
    
    
    
    
    

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