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1. The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
   
2. Nothing says "My life isn`t going exactly as I planned" quite like being at Wal Mart at 1am.
   
3. Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he`s solving a mystery.
   
4. Is "blowjob" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards. -Bfanch
   
5. When one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted.....
   
6. You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
   
7. Karma’s only a bitch if you are.
   
8. Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
   
9. Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
   
10. Beer is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
    
11. My parents say I was an unplanned child, which probably explains why my life isn`t going to plan.
    
12. It`s called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
    
13. That weirdo that comes into bars and tries to sell roses would make a lot more money if he sold tacos.
    
14. If my walls could talk, they`d probably say "stop running into me you idiot"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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