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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. During the summer months, be sure to dress for the body you have. Not the body you want.
  2. Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
  3. Please pay me in cash. I`m not trying to hide money from the IRS, I`m trying to hide it from the MRS.
  4. Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There`s like 10 women to each man and they`re already there looking for things they don`t need.
  5. "What did you do today?" "I text messaged." :)
  6. Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it`s strapped to the top of someone`s car.
  7. Sometimes I get so mad at myself for being too lazy that I don`t even do anything about it.
  8. Although tequila is highly toxic, it can be used to dissolve the friend zone.
  9. boss- "You cant drink while your at work!" .. me- "Oh dont worry im not working!!"
  10. If my memory gets any worse I`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
  11. I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
  12. If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
  13. Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
  14. You know what I just realized that in school they teach you not to do what you don`t want to do yet they still give us homework and we get in trouble because we didn`t want to do it ( confused )




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