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1. I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
   
2. Hi, it’s me. I can’t get to the phone right now, even though it’s right here in my hand.
   
3. Not sure why my wife is only mad at me, our 4 year old forgot her birthday too.
   
4. is "insert clever remark here."
   
5. People that chew gum and drink alcohol what the f*ck is wrong with you.
   
6. Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
   
7. Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
   
8. If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
   
9. Please, please don`t be a bitch to me. Because then I`ll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
   
10. For lent I`m giving up sex, wait I`m not Catholic. Whoa, that was close
    
11. For my next trick, I’ll turn this 12 pack of beer into drunk dialing/texting.
    
12. If you give up smoking, drinking, and sex, you don’t live longer, just seems longer.
    
13. If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
    
14. I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores
    
    
    
    
    
    

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