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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. You know you`re getting older when your friends start using the term "Pregnant" instead of "Knocked Up"
  2. In my most recent survey,,, four out of five women talked crap about the fifth one whenever she was out of earshot.
  3. I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
  4. Why do crutons come in resealable bags? Are we really worried about them going stale?
  5. I always advise people never to give advice.
  6. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
  7. Sometimes I wish I could officially change "Hump Day" into "Smack-A-Dumb-Bitch-In-The-Face" Day.
  8. The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
  9. i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
  10. It`s gonna be hotter than Billy Ray Cyrus after watching his daughters performance on the VMA`s tomorrow!
  11. I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.
  12. Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
  13. My stove top knob reads, LO | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | HI......so what is Med-High, Medium Low?...They just need to lay it out for me in numbers! Like "set stove top to 8." no wait, 9.? Food manufacturerers and stove manufactuerers need to get toghether on this! So let me see,..... (me thinking)....if ten is high...5 is medium that means 7.5..... WAIT!.....low would be 0 so HI would be 12???....WTF!!! forget about simmer!........HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS PIZZA!
  14. Not only am I a master of suspense, but I




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