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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
  2. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
  3. Don`t hate me because I think I`m beautiful.
  4. Facebook Stalker! If you just felt a sudden twinge of guilt then yes I`m talking about you.
  5. Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
  6. A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
  7. And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
  8. that strange moment when you get in the van and theres no candy...-Drew Balthaser
  9. I`m not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn`t looking,, I can turn water into Sprite.
  10. If you want to see exactly how angry a person can get, tell them to "calm down" when they`re already pissed off.
  11. I`ve found that nowadays most people don`t like holding hands in public. Especially if you don`t know them.
  12. If you give up smoking, drinking, and sex, you don’t live longer, just seems longer.
  13. On the bottle of mouthwash it says "24 hour protection", so why do the directions say "Use Twice Daily"?
  14. My girlfriend says I need to grow up. I think she`s just angry I didn`t give her the password to my pillow fort.




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