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1. There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
   
2. Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
   
3. If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.
   
4. some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
   
5. Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?
   
6. I`m going to start looking for the good in all people I meet this year. Except for the a$$holes.
   
7. I think Facebook is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
   
8. How can I go to sleep when this movie I’ve seen 70 times just started?
   
9. I’ve decided to get rid of my bad habits…just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
   
10. Home is where a man hangs his hat. Unless that man is wearing a sun visor. Then he probably dosent have a home or friends..
    
11. Facebook posts with 12 hashtags, who the f*ck are you trying to reach?
    
12. I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
    
13. I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That sh!t`s totally different.
    
14. If you read my entire Facebook timeline from the beginning, you can witness my descent into madness
    
    
    
    
    
    

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