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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. I judge how safe an area is by the number of lit letters on the Waffle House sign.
  2. I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
  3. I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
  4. keeps getting dirty voicemails from unknown numbers. If it`s you.. Send more
  5. How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
  6. Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
  7. I was in a bar when a girl called me a cheapskate. So I threw her drink in her face.
  8. These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
  9. I just did a bunch of crunches and curls. There were Nestle Crunches and cheese curls, but still. I`m exhausted.
  10. The older I get, the more I sympathize with Squidward`s anger.
  11. Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets
  12. The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn`t even apply for the job.
  13. If I have nosy neighbors, I always like to dig five 7 ft. x 3 ft. x 6 ft. holes in the back yard and every couple of days, Fill one in.
  14. If ghosts existed, why are they all apparently from the last 100 years or so? Wouldn’t there be evidence of a Neanderthal ghost here and there?




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