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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. LISTEN: It was sweet of you to suck the venom out of my snake bite, but if you really loved me... you would have swallowed.
  2. You never really know a woman, until she takes you to court.
  3. By the power vested in me and by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
  4. is "insert clever remark here."
  5. I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop.
  6. Dear Mother Nature, I would like to cancel my monthly subscription please… Urs Sincerely, 100% OF ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!
  7. October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
  8. Studies show that people with high sex drives also tend to be very forgetful. Did I tell you guys that already?
  9. I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
  10. Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
  11. I took a sexual harassment course today, I think this is actually something I might be pretty good at
  12. You know you can`t say "happiness" without saying "p*nis"
  13. I got in touch with my inner child and the little sh!t hung up on me.
  14. Just another day of not being rich and famous.




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