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Monday January 20, 2025



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  1. LISTEN: It was sweet of you to suck the venom out of my snake bite, but if you really loved me... you would have swallowed.
  2. I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
  3. “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
  4. Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
  5. Ah man... i don`t have any notifications... better go check another computer
  6. Just farted in 3 different languages! Thanks, Rosetta Stone!
  7. There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house.
  8. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer !
  9. My theory: Every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
  10. I`m just looking for a reason not to drink
  11. These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
  12. Sorry I mispronounced your baby`s name you made up.
  13. I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
  14. No matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s I’m still gonna eat it.