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1. I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
   
2. Some days I’d like to take a chainsaw and cut a few branches off my family tree.
   
3. Insert coin to view my status message.
   
4. As a community service, I send random inmates letters how my life is going to cheer them up.
   
5. I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
   
6. My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness
   
7. Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last movie you watched.
   
8. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
   
9. When people ask for my advice, I advise them not to take my advice. That really screws them up.
   
10. People who go rock climbing: you know you don`t have to, right
    
11. Parts of my body are turning 50 Shades of Gray
    
12. Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
    
13. Someone has got to come up with a polite way to ask a fat girl if she`s pregnant.
    
14. My number was 0...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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