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1. Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
   
2. Some days I’d like to take a chainsaw and cut a few branches off my family tree.
   
3. People that say “money doesn’t buy happiness” obviously have never been divorced.
   
4. I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it’ll just be my turn.
   
5. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it´s still snowing
   
6. I get very nervous out when my Subway sandwich moves up the crowded assembly line without me.
   
7. I always tell my kids that it`s ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.
   
8. If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
   
9. Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
   
10. The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
    
11. Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario & how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
    
12. Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
    
13. Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook status updates; it just makes me not care what you think of them…
    
14. There`s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she`s super hot trip on her high heels.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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