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1. I smile when I`m having dirty thoughts :)
   
2. I pack an hour before leaving for a trip but unpacks 3 months after coming home
   
3. I`d like to give a special thanks to my feet for supporting me and to my arms for being by my side at all times.
   
4. My worst fear is seeing one of my statuses marked as "exhibit A"
   
5. Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood, until they move...
   
6. is easily distracted by shiny objects.
   
7. Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
   
8. i hope your life is as long and useful as this roll of toilet paper!!!
   
9. no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
   
10. The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
    
11. Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your sh!t in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her.
    
12. I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
    
13. Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
    
14. The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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