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1. To those that manufacture and market tight, thin yoga pants to fit college girls; I love you man.
   
2. I drink to make other people interesting
   
3. Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I`m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
   
4. I put a pair of boots in the bathroom stall at work so nobody else will use the stall that I like to use.
   
5. My mom wanted to talk to me about my maturity today, but she didn`t know the password to my secret fort.
   
6. Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
   
7. I just responded to a text message with: I can`t hear you, you`re breaking up.
   
8. Sex is like pizza, if you`re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the f*ck you`re doing
   
9. I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out.
   
10. Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
    
11. wants to rock and roll all night
    
12. Technically, if you don`t cut the cake, it`s still just one slice.
    
13. I don’t want to rule the world… Just everything within a hundred square mile radius.
    
14. A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don`t need to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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