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Monday January 20, 2025



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  1. Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
  2. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
  3. Can`t wait `til I`m old enough to pretend I can`t hear.
  4. Remember that one time the cops pulled you over, then let you go because they had a more interesting call. You are welcome.
  5. People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
  6. I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
  7. The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it.
  8. Guys you should never overreact when you hear the words, " The babysitter is late."
  9. It turns out if you cry at the DMV they`ll let you take a second photo
  10. Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
  11. This hot fudge sundae hasn`t killed me so it must be making me stronger.
  12. Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard
  13. I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
  14. I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.