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1. My hair only looks good on days when no one important sees it.
   
2. Saw a midget go into a store while wearing a KKK outfit and thought... That`s a little racist.
   
3. This beer tastes like future mistakes.
   
4. If you love something set it on fire, if it... no wait, is that right? sh!t! Be right back...
   
5. There`s a special place in hell reserved for the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends.
   
6. The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
   
7. Sometimes you can just tell it`s going to be a "Does not play well with others" kind of day.
   
8. The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
   
9. This stupid lady is taking forever using her damn coupons for her groceries. All these rolls of pennies are heavy! Hurry up!
   
10. Can I have your number or do you just want the 8 dollars for the drink?
    
11. Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh.
    
12. Found out the difference between onions and men. I don`t cry when I`m chopping up men.
    
13. I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s
    
14. Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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