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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. Ha! Who`s laughing now, f*ckers that took your Christmas lights down last year!
  2. Today I think I`ll go to a public restroom and wait until someone leaves, then click your stopwatch and write something down in a notebook.
  3. My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying ~ don`t run into anyone you know.
  4. Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
  5. With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
  6. I meant to make you a rum cake but somehow I made you a plain cake and now I’m drunk.
  7. I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
  8. I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
  9. it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
  10. Fact: if you give your boyfriend a bj each time you act crazy, he`ll not only forgive you,but eventually be thrilled when you act nuts.
  11. Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn`t that hungry.
  12. I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
  13. Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you`ll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
  14. I`m starting a pay it backward campaign. When I get up to the drive through window I tell them that the car behind me is going to pay for it.




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