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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested.
  2. “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” would be a terrible way to let your child know that they’re adopted.
  3. You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
  4. If you want your team to win a sporting event just tell me. I will root for the other team. That will guarantee a win for your team.
  5. "I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
  6. There’s nothing better than when someone you know walks by without recognizing you.
  7. Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
  8. Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation.
  9. My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license.
  10. I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is “love,” but it’s actually “floor”
  11. I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
  12. Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too
  13. Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
  14. How many exercise/workout videos does a person have to buy before seeing results?




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