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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I`d go watch some of my single friends at the bar.
  2. "We`re pregnant!" -people who don`t understand science
  3. My wife just made a "special" dinner "just for me" for no apparent reason. I`m going to die, right ?
  4. The Manning`s Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year. "Eli, can you pass the stuffing- oh wait, you better let Peyton do it."
  5. Ah man... i don`t have any notifications... better go check another computer
  6. So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
  7. Marijuana is a type of flower, therefore I am a florist not a drug dealer :p
  8. Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
  9. My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
  10. Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
  11. It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
  12. I just hope my stalker doesn`t tell my dentist how infrequently I floss.
  13. They`re called `selfies` because the only one who`s interested in them is yourself.
  14. Watching these gymnasts doing the balance beam is making me feel really bad about almost missing the couch.




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