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1. I`m not saying I`m lazy, but someone wrote "wash me" on my car so I just wrote back "nah"
   
2. Mother mosquito: Hey kiddo, how was your first flight? kid mosquito: Great mom! Everyone was clapping for me.
   
3. The more I drink, the more I realize how much more I still want to drink.
   
4. Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
   
5. Pro tip - You can blame anything on autocorrect.
   
6. Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
   
7. My new years resolution was to lose 30 lbs by the end of summer... I`ve only got 40 lbs to go.
   
8. My key to happiness is probably lost somewhere in the junk drawer.
   
9. Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
   
10. I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
    
11. You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
    
12. The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors.
    
13. I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well…my phone number for a start.
    
14. Do you like the strong, silent type? Then you`ll love my farts.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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