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1. I once tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.
   
2. is on a Mission. The magic leprechaun told me to follow the pink racehorse to the rainbow where the orange elephant is holding my skittles hostage
   
3. I hate it when I walk through a metal detector, and my abs of steel set it off.
   
4. Humans pretend to be smart, but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we just developed x-ray vision.
   
5. The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
   
6. Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
   
7. Upside to hurricanes... you might get a free boat delivered to your front yard.
   
8. When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
   
9. I don`t think any of my vampire jokes will ever see the light of day.
   
10. Jehovah`s witnesses would probably be welcomed into more houses if they brought booze or cookies.
    
11. Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine.
    
12. Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
    
13. If couples who are in love are called `love birds.` Then couples who always argue should be called `angry birds.`
    
14. A few more months without getting laid and I should be eligible for employment at Gamestop.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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