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1. If you got up this morning and ran straight to fb i am 100% POSITIVE its because you missed me.
   
2. I`m 28 years old, but in marriage years, I`m dead on the inside.
   
3. For daylight savings, we should move the clocks forward an hour on Monday at 9 AM so that we lose an hour of work instead of sleep.
   
4. I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
   
5. I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
   
6. Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
   
7. I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups.
   
8. If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you`re doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
   
9. We all have that one person we forever regret giving our phone number to.
   
10. You`d think my password was "yourmom" because the computer said it was too easy.
    
11. I dont pay for cabs if I’m too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house & ask for a ride home with it.
    
12. I didn’t say “what?” because I can’t hear you. I was giving you a chance to change what you said.
    
13. I took a 5hr energy today. they`re right about being able to multitask because it made me puke and poop at the sametime..
    
14. I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before
    
    
    
    
    
    

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