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1. Those 4 words that will get any girl into bed with you. `I won the lottery`.
   
2. Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
   
3. The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
   
4. If you can`t think of a word, say "I forget the English word for it". That way people will think you`re bilingual instead of an idiot.
   
5. It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
   
6. 30+ and single? There`s an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat for that.
   
7. Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established.
   
8. You know it`s time to get a girlfriend when you masturbate in different positions
   
9. The only thing actually impossible in life is taking a picture for a group of women and having ALL of them like it.
   
10. I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You`ve probably seen our poster.
    
11. I`m so broke right now if anybody robbed me they`d just be practicing
    
12. I live in a madhouse, ruled by a tiny army, that I made myself
    
13. love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
    
14. I never used to mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed until I found out she was faking it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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