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1. If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
   
2. When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened.
   
3. “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
   
4. Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
   
5. If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
   
6. I hate Russian nesting dolls. They`re so full of themselves
   
7. I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
   
8. All you single ladies, please stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don`t subject an innocent cat to a life with you.
   
9. I never said "you were stupid" I said "you are stupid", there`s nothing past tense about it!
   
10. Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
    
11. If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
    
12. Q: What is the best thing God ever created? A: The vagina. Q: What was the worst thing God ever did? A: Put women in charge of them.
    
13. I stop at random Jehovah`s Witness houses and drop off copies of Rolling Stone.
    
14. If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, "Nature photographs." Thanks.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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