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1. Every woman in this world is beautiful...........except for the ugly ones!
   
2. I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
   
3. I used to have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lived 150 miles away
   
4. If you play any Taylor Swift song backwards you`ll hear messages from the devil, however even worse........... if you play it forwards, you`ll hear Taylor Swift
   
5. I bet if the movie "mirrors" releases part 3, the 1st victim will die while trying to take a selfie
   
6. It`s like my bank account doesn`t understand me at all.
   
7. There`s a reason why natural disasters have female names.
   
8. Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!
   
9. People who actually rate porn videos are the unsung heroes of our generation.
   
10. I just found out my smoke detector comes with a warranty. WHAT FOR? If it don`t work, what`s left?
    
11. "We`d be rich if you just said one f*cking word" - me, drunk, talking to my dog
    
12. Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
    
13. Do angry people know about naps?
    
14. I`m feeling 22.. Pounds overweight.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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