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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
  2. So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
  3. I hate when I get to work and I`m at work.
  4. "It`s cold!", "Happy birthday!", "I`m so blessed", "Political rant!"... There, now you don`t have to go to Facebook today. You`re welcome.
  5. I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
  6. I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
  7. Be good to your nieces and nephews. One day you`ll need them to smuggle alcohol into your nursing home.
  8. Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
  9. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
  10. You`re single? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Yea me too.
  11. If you could see what goes on inside my head, you would have nightmares for weeks!
  12. I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
  13. Within 2 minutes, I can gather enough things to allow me to sit and watch tv without getting up for at least 4 hours... Don`t question my laziness
  14. The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.




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