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1. My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet... Oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
   
2. The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons.
   
3. My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
   
4. 200 pictures of you at the bar and 2 pictures with your kids. You must be quite the mom.
   
5. I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
   
6. Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
   
7. I havend`t heard from DAEMON MAILER in years, I hope he`s okay.
   
8. Your things are terrific.
   
9. Roses are red, Violets are blue... Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you thought this would be something sweet and charming, but it`s just some garden facts.
   
10. Saw a bird sh*t on my car, so I ate scrambled eggs on my front step, just to show him what I`m capable of.
    
11. Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
    
12. Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
    
13. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
    
14. It’s not what you wear; it’s how you take it off.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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