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1. Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I’m just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
   
2. Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
   
3. Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
   
4. I`d better check my phone for texts from friends. *checks phone* Well, I`d better get some friends...
   
5. Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
   
6. I dont mind if you call me Crazy, but dont you dare call me stupid. Because to be this crazy some intelligence is definitely required.
   
7. If your phone doesn´t ring it´s me.
   
8. Exercise makes you look and feel better naked ... But, so does Tequila
   
9. Ever been in the middle of writing a great post and think, did I just run someone over?
   
10. My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
    
11. Being normal is boring.
    
12. I self medicate, therefore you live.
    
13. Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?
    
14. Apparently “finders keepers” does not include expensive cars in parking lots.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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