Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it`s time to eat again.
   
2. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of a plane
   
3. If I tell you I can`t text you because I`m driving it`s only because I`m also eating.
   
4. I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
   
5. If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
   
6. The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won’t do as she is told
   
7. That awkward moment when the majority of people think your status is stupid.
   
8. I ran into a dwarfs car this morning and he come up to me and said "I`m not happy!" And I said we`ll which one are you then
   
9. I got a little package in the mail today. For some reason it just reminded me of my ex.
   
10. I feel so lazy.. Lazy as the guy who created the Japanese flag
    
11. The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
    
12. I’m drinking something. I`ll give you a hint: It starts with a B and rhymes with....um..... “beer.”
    
13. Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven.
    
14. Every pair of panties can be a thong if your a$$ is big enough.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First473474475476477478479480481482483Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status