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1. A good husband is like a bra. He should be supportive and help support your burdens, but mostly he`s just there to touch your boobs.
   
2. India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
   
3. One of these days I`m going to get help for my procrastination problem.
   
4. Often I convince myself I enjoy the company of other humans. Then I spend time with them and remember I don`t.
   
5. To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
   
6. I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
   
7. I grew up in a town where the population never changed… Every time a girl got pregnant, a guy left town
   
8. Sometimes I feel like people I know are just using me for my likes.
   
9. TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
   
10. On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
    
11. Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
    
12. I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
    
13. I`ve spotted six Pokémon today but I don`t have the game so I may need new meds...
    
14. I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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