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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I`m eating here."
  2. Hey dude who flipped me off in the Subway parking lot for honking at you, you left your dinner on top of your car.
  3. I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
  4. That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to Bounce of 3 walls, Knock over a lamp and kill a cat.
  5. For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
  6. Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?
  7. I remember my single days like it was 11 years, 1 month, and 12 days ago.
  8. Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it....
  9. I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
  10. Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
  11. I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.
  12. Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won`t understand how many calories are in it.
  13. With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
  14. Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like `responsibility`




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