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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
  2. WARNING:: going to bed on Sunday will cause Monday.
  3. I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
  4. When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead, but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
  5. My ex-wife once left a note on the fridge: "It`s not working. I can`t take it anymore. Gone to stay with Friends." I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. Not sure what she was talking about!
  6. People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
  7. Facebook needs a "slap a b!tch button"
  8. Time is precious ... waste it wisely!
  9. If a door closes in your life...kick that f*cking thing open and continue to pursue your dreams.
  10. Pro Tip: If you`re on the bus, and wearing headphones, people can still hear you fart.
  11. Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
  12. It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
  13. 90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
  14. is giving everyone permission to steal, and use this status.




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