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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. The only Spanish phrase you need to learn is, "I know you guys are talkin sh*t about me."
  2. Feeling bored? Go to a clothing store and put "one size fits all" stickers on the bras.
  3. What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
  4. My mind says diet, but my stomach is all SHUT UP BITCH.
  5. Just in case you are wondering ... I did not go to Jared.
  6. I always see more people walking into Sam`s Club than out of Sam`s Club, but the meat`s cheap, so I don`t ask questions.
  7. If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
  8. I wear a ski mask to bed so if there`s a home invasion the intruder will think I`m part of the team.
  9. Accidentally walking through the camping aisle at Target every once in a while is about as outdoorsy as I get.
  10. Can you imagine the reaction 20 years ago if you showed people a photo album filled with pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
  11. Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
  12. Running shoes? No, I don`t run. These are my "better hurry up the liquor store is about to close" shoes.
  13. The hardest thing about my juice cleanse is trying to juice Snickers
  14. From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"




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