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1. This time change has me all messed up. Driving with my hands at 11 and 3 is hard
   
2. You never really know a woman, until she takes you to court.
   
3. Hurricane preparedness tip: 1. Buy several kegs of beer 2. Drink beer 3. Wait for flooding 4. Drop kegs in water 5. Float to safety....
   
4. One time I asked some girl what she was thinking. By the time she finished her thought we had 2 children.
   
5. "You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" -- 5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
   
6. Looking back at old text messages and Facebook messages and being like "What the hell was I thinking when I said that."
   
7. It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
   
8. Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
   
9. Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
   
10. Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
    
11. Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your sh!t in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her.
    
12. You’ll never get the same results running in place as you will running from a lion.
    
13. To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
    
14. “Until death do us part,” means we will all be single in heaven, right?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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