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1. Looking for one night stand! Probably need two! I have a lot of books
   
2. I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie.
   
3. Allow me to explain myself via a new communication method I like to call "Interpretive Napping"
   
4. I saw a midget carrying a tv to his car today. I said "hey, would you like some help with that plasma?" He said "f*ck off asshole, it`s an IPad!"
   
5. "My name is Robert and I support apples." -- Bob for apples
   
6. I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
   
7. The truth is, I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I`m the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don`t feel trained for this, and I certainly didn`t sign up for the position.
   
8. It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
   
9. WHEW! I just had a near-work experience.
   
10. My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.
    
11. If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
    
12. I listen to all of of the voices in my head...except the one named Reason. He makes NO sense to me.
    
13. It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
    
14. People at airports must not workout much because they are all using these treadmills wrong...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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