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1. I`m getting a mistletoe tramp stamp.
   
2. They don`t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
   
3. I`m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
   
4. People tend to get angry when you treat them the same way they treat you.
   
5. Scientists uncovered the part of the male brain responsible for pissing off women. It’s next to the part that knows how much roses cost.
   
6. I need a Shazam app for people I`m supposed to recognize but can`t remember
   
7. When I`m really bored at work I like to write "I`m watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
   
8. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
   
9. My credit score is just a picture of me crying in the front yard of a nice house.
   
10. I never thought you could really guess too low whenever a woman asks you her age. I guess 6 was pushing it.
    
11. Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
    
12. I swear on this f*cking chicken I will never swear again. Oops.
    
13. If couples who are in love are called `love birds.` Then couples who always argue should be called `angry birds.`
    
14. Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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