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1. My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.
   
2. The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
   
3. People always get offended when you call their baby ugly, but they never understand that they`ve offended you by showing you an ugly baby.
   
4. Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
   
5. If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.
   
6. Don`t blame the holidays, you were fat in August.
   
7. I wouldn`t be surprised if my kids think the phrase "goddamn douchebag" means someone who pulls out in front of your car without signaling.
   
8. All my friends are getting married and having kids or getting really good at video games.
   
9. I`m too lazy to ever write a biography. Story of my life.
   
10. My favorite holiday spirit is poured over ice.
    
11. If you don`t remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
    
12. Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
    
13. YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake
    
14. To settle an argument, think about why you are wrong and why she has boobs.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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