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1. Put that down you fat piece of sh!t` - the title of the dieting book I`m writing.
   
2. Girls love shoes… so if she throws one at you, you know she’s really pissed off.
   
3. This day needs more tomfoolery!
   
4. Nice try, blocked number but I don`t even answer the phone for people I know.
   
5. Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna´ be a great day.
   
6. I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
   
7. Sometimes I like to hold the door for people who are far away so they feel obligated to run just a little. ;)
   
8. I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
   
9. You`ll never see me on Hoarders because I can`t afford that much sh!t.
   
10. People with kids, your posts are all the birth control I need.
    
11. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
    
12. I`m so good, I scream my own name out during sex.
    
13. *Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
    
14. Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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