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1. Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
   
2. For every bad idea you have, I’m always there to tell you…I’m in.
   
3. So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
   
4. Now that Microsoft`s Steve Ballmer has bought the Clippers, I wonder if he will release a new version every few years that we all hate.
   
5. Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
   
6. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
   
7. On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
   
8. "I don`t trust you to not buy drugs" -people who give gift cards
   
9. Diet Tip #63 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
   
10. So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
    
11. YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
    
12. Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
    
13. I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
    
14. If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
    
    
    
    
    
    

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