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1. I have decided to stop doing things "Like a Boss" and will now do things "Like a Rhinestone Cowboy."
   
2. Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I`m going to need those back.
   
3. I`ve noticed more and more little kids with cell phones and social networks. What does a kindergartner have to tweet about? "I`m getting better at drawing in the lines!" #cantwaitforstorytime
   
4. Was born with a rare condition called "Amazing"
   
5. Do crabs think we walk sideways?
   
6. The next person I hear say “I love fall” is getting choked out with a scarf soaked in pumpkin spice latte.
   
7. I like to go to the bar and flip peoples license plates upside down, then go home and listen to my scanner.
   
8. "I`m not drunk" - Biggest Friday Night Lie.
   
9. I decided I really need to read more. I watch way to much TV ... So I turned on the subtitles.
   
10. Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they`re all panicked over who`s getting deleted.
    
11. Is it bad when I´m talking to myself and I´m not even listening?
    
12. I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn`t really listening.
    
13. You could pleasure me just by walking away.
    
14. I`d rather SH!T in my hands and clap!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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