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1. To error is human, to forgive is divine, to keep your damn mouth shut is much appreciated.
   
2. I`ve been starting my diet tomorrow for the last 20 years.
   
3. great day! laundry done, dishes and house cleaned.... who am I kidding? been drinking since 9 am!!
   
4. Your personality needs alcohol.
   
5. In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
   
6. It should cost $10 to leave someone a voicemail.
   
7. Don`t look at me in that tone of voice...
   
8. I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
   
9. Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year`s resolutions.
   
10. "Lets hang out sometime" -liars.
    
11. If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
    
12. According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
    
13. I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child.
    
14. I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn’t find a pair anywhere.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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