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1. "You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels
   
2. In post apocalyptic movies everyone wears leather ... but there are no cows.
   
3. It`s so cold Miley Cyrus got her toungue stuck on her wrecking ball
   
4. I fell off the wagon because I was too drunk to keep my balance
   
5. I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
   
6. Remember kids- Respect your fathers! Besides, before you came out of your moms, you came out of your dad.
   
7. I really need to clean the house, but I`m thinking it`d be a lot faster to burn it down and start from scratch...
   
8. The queen honey bee has up to 40 sexual partners a day, just like your ex.
   
9. Job interview `What is your biggest weakness?` `Honesty` `I don`t think honesty is a weakness` `I don`t give a flying *#(@ what you think!`
   
10. Last person to like this wins a prize.
    
11. I woke up praying McDonald`s would still be serving breakfast but I just missed it by 6 hours.
    
12. Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
    
13. "Please take a seat" was a bad introduction for a Kleptomaniacs` Anonymous meeting.
    
14. Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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