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1. How to find the perfect husband: Play monopoly with him. if he chooses the iron, he`s the one
   
2. Ya Know, if I was Jessie`s Girl. I would of dumped Jessie for Rick Springfield!!
   
3. I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
   
4. Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What`ve you got?
   
5. The next time there`s an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
   
6. You think your life is bad? I’ve got that “Five dollar foot long” song stuck in my head
   
7. If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
   
8. I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
   
9. The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
   
10. There`s a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to find.
    
11. Looks like I’m in the doghouse again, but I don’t know why. All I said to the wife was, “Is there anything important you want to tell me before the World Cup starts?”
    
12. Some people`s lives are like open books... Mine is like a trashcan without a lid.
    
13. I had a wet dream about you last night. Yeah, I was drowning you in a lake.
    
14. A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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