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1. I’m proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don’t want to hang out with you now… but I’m still very proud…
   
2. You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups.
   
3. Now that football season is here, if anyone`s favorite team loses, they can just blame it on Trump.
   
4. Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off of the floor is another story.
   
5. I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
   
6. The male version of a tramp stamp should be called a douche tag.
   
7. Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established.
   
8. I`m placing myself in "time-out" until I`m able to play nice with others! This may take a few hours as there are stupid people everywhere!
   
9. Some young men are like bottles of wine. They need to be tended to carefully & given time to mature; which is why I keep a few in my cellar.
   
10. I want it all and I want it delivered.
    
11. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
    
12. Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
    
13. I want you to know that whatever problems you`re having, I`m here to read about it on Facebook
    
14. You had me at 0 mutual friends
    
    
    
    
    
    

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