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1. My neighbors complained about all the loud sex they are hearing from my house. So now I have to buy some headphones for my computer.
   
2. If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
   
3. is available for rebound sex.
   
4. All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
   
5. Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
   
6. I went to McDonalds, put 5 dollars on the counter and said "Surprise me". Because I never get what I ask for anyway!
   
7. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
   
8. Pretending to be nice is exhausting...
   
9. A "Lifetime Movie" describes how long it felt when you were watching it.
   
10. When you say "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans." All I hear is "there`s a bear out there that knows how to use matches."
    
11. It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
    
12. I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
    
13. I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
    
14. The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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