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1. Society has put an unnecessary amount of effort into the advancement of yogurt.
   
2. I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems.
   
3. Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
   
4. FYI: Real hippos at the zoo don’t eat marbles. They should post a sign or something.
   
5. We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
   
6. to do list: buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I`ve been turned into a parrot!"
   
7. When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
   
8. Every time I stop making bad decisions, I get more and more boring.
   
9. Seems like you must have been pretty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s
   
10. Some people just bring out the psycho in me
    
11. Note to future self: Tequila is a liar. You do not sound exactly like Axl Rose & the people at karaoke will not catch you if you stage dive
    
12. mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
    
13. If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just be silently texting about their sh!tty Saturday & never make friends w/ each other.
    
14. I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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