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1. I am not available because I am looking at porn that takes up the whole computer screen
   
2. OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....
   
3. I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is talking back right now.
   
4. Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
   
5. It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard
   
6. Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
   
7. Are you always this stupid? or are you just making special effort today...
   
8. I dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It`s not a beautiful poem, but it`s very deep.
   
9. If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes
   
10. See above or below for better statuses.
    
11. I`m never free but I`m available.
    
12. If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
    
13. Irresponsible is when your neighbor doesn`t pay their wifi bill.
    
14. Odd Fact: The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = DREAMS.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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