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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. If Miley doesn`t get her sh!t together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college.
  2. Peyton Manning saw his shadow this morning...that means six more weeks of bad Papa Johns commercials.
  3. I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
  4. This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she’s made some serious mistakes in her past…
  5. The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man`s ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob.
  6. If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I’d spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.
  7. A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
  8. The difference between beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer.
  9. Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
  10. Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?
  11. I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
  12. Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching.
  13. I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
  14. Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!




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