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1. The naughty me makes the nice me giggle.
   
2. My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
   
3. At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture.
   
4. "This is the ride that killed Jimmy." - me in a long line, loudly, at amusement parks
   
5. Me:"I had a dream about you." Girlfriend:"Awwwwww." Me:"Yeah, you died."
   
6. I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was `pearl necklace` .. And then I ruined family time...
   
7. Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
   
8. How come the voices inside of a crazy person`s head never say shit like "hey, go to the gym" or "hey, cure cancer" or "hey, don`t be crazy"?
   
9. Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
   
10. If a lesbian c*ckblocks another lesbian, is that considered a beaver dam?
    
11. I`m like the toughest guy in this comic book store.
    
12. I have many talents... For example: Sleeping.
    
13. Few people have the balls to admit when they`re wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
    
14. My ex says that he will dance on my grave. I`ve now arranged to be buried at sea
    
    
    
    
    
    

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