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1. I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
   
2. Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
   
3. Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?
   
4. Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm down.
   
5. You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
   
6. I don`t speak Spanish, but I`m pretty sure "Dora" means "annoying"
   
7. Just wrote ‘You have no new messages’ on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and threw it far out to sea.
   
8. Fun game for parents: Scream in horror the first time your child loses a tooth.
   
9. You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
   
10. In about 20 years, that cherry tattoo on your cleavage is gonna look like a pair of raisins and that butterfly you got tatted on back is gonna look like a moth.
    
11. Pro Tip: If you knock on the door to a bathroom stall and someone says "one second," wait more than one second before entering.
    
12. If a girl picks an iron in monopoly you know she`s a keeper
    
13. Don’t start an argument with a girl because they have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 2:27PM on April 23rd 2008.
    
14. You`re annoying, but honestly, I`ve been annoyed by better.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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